Zygi Wilf- The Stadium and Beyond-Excerpt from The Great Pumpkin Letters

This is a copy of a letter from Chief Crazy Captain Christo to the current owner of the Minnesota Vikings, Zygi Wilf. For those who don't know, Chief Crazy Captain Christo is a character in a "Screen" play that is currently being written in Minnesota. Most of the beginning and most of the end of the story involves Minnesota so if you don't mind, here's the most important letter ever written in the history of October in Minnesota.

October Fourth in Minnesota 2009

To the Honorable Zygi Wilf:

It has come to my attention that the Minnesota Vikings are going to do what they have never done before. Congratulations, on turning the Ship around. You have shown the true qualities of a leader and in so doing have lit a fire in me that I have not felt in years. In order to explain the true agnitude on a local scale, I need your assistance or better yet, your wise council. First let me expain who I am.

My name is Chief Crazy Captain Christo and I am a character in a screen play being written by a huge Viking fan dating way back. Got pictures to prove it! In the screen play which is based on TRUTH, my character gets to introduce a system in a comical way that will turn any "ship" around so that smooth sailing results every time. Don't get me wrong though. The rough and tough waters of life's storms aren't going away. It is just a pre-caution to eliminate failure on a truly "continental divide"

To understand me better, the author has set a date of July 9th, 2010 with the window of opportunity for everyone up until July 9th 2012. These dates are set in stone and involve the span of two years.

At least six months of those two years will be spent in Nebraska and Colorado. Develop mental research. That's not a misprint. You have to be "Crazy" to even attempt what I have in store. Ok Zygi ready or not here I go. In order for my time in Nebraska and Colorado to bear the fruits of my logic, I have the need to call a meeting to order. I will wait til after your first Super Bowl win, which I calculate to be sometime in early 2010. In order to prepare for this meeting Zygi, here are my list of pre-requisites for you to gather up.

Official List of Pre-Requisites for Meeting with Chief Crazy Captain Christo

At least 44 minutes of your time ( Author's note- for those who don't know how to interpret what Chief Crazy Captain Christo is talking about, that includes you Zygi, "At least 44 minutes of your time" means this in plain English – At least 22 players on the Minnesota Vikings with two balls who wish to help the Good Chief Crazy Captain Christo align with your charities to create unity. It can be more than 22 players but it has to be at least 22 players. 44 minutes is interpreted as 44 MN NUTS and is also aligned with the current Super Bowl to be played in Miami. You have to be Crazy to do what I do!

An Open Mind to see the true value of "Banding" together and an empty belly. After the 44 minute speech, your team will need to be fed which leads to my third pre-requisite.

I need your team to give me sixteen items they can agree on for the Four course meal. Four items for each course keeping with the 44 Theme.

Any questions Zygi? Hopefully, I will get a "hungry news reporter" to deliver my demands to you in person. Otherwise, I will be posting on the Internet. Good luck Mr. Wilf and thank you for all that you do! Go Vikings!

Oh yeah before I forget, about your new stadium. I need your council about building permits and designs down in Nebraska so maybe we can form a joint effort and get this thing built. You can expand on my designs for your new Viking Stadium in Minnesota. I'll help with the fund raising or anything else you need.

Respectfully and in Truth,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo ( A-Service Oriented Task Arranger)

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